An Ode to Tights

Oh, tights.

You light up my life.

You keep my legs warm on chilly falls days.

You suck in my tummy. Even though that’s a little uncomfortable, you do what’s best for me. You’re always there for support.

You compliment my dresses, a gift I can never repay.

You make me look somewhat put together even when I don’t feel that way.

Now if only you wouldn’t rip so easily, we could run away together.

As it is, you’re costing me a fortune.