You light up my life.
You keep my legs warm on chilly falls days.
You suck in my tummy. Even though that’s a little uncomfortable, you do what’s best for me. You’re always there for support.
You compliment my dresses, a gift I can never repay.
You make me look somewhat put together even when I don’t feel that way.
Now if only you wouldn’t rip so easily, we could run away together.
As it is, you’re costing me a fortune.