An Ode to Tights

Oh, tights. You light up my life. You keep my legs warm on chilly falls days. You suck in my tummy. Even though that’s a little uncomfortable, you do what’s best for me. You’re always there for support. You compliment my dresses, a gift I can never repay. You make me look somewhat put together […]

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The Perfect Alibi

So, you know when you’ve had an epidural? And haven’t slept for 40 hours? You know how things get a little fuzzy? Just bear with me here if you don’t. So, when you’re really drugged up and have gone through a lot of pain with no sleep things get a little fuzzy. True story. So, […]

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