National Treasure, My Ass

Nicolas Cage and I have a weird relationship. I cringe at the sight of him. He pretends I don’t exist. It’s weird. Like we dated once and had a bad break-up. There’s some truth to that. I loved the Cageman in Moonstruck. Just watching him lose it completely was awe inspiring. “I lost my hand! […]

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I told Him I was Sorry….I’m a Liar

So, today I’m supposed to lie to you. Don’t blame me. Blame Lori. I have a feeling Not-Martha wants you to start distrusting me. Ah, so, Lori at In Pursuit of Martha Points started telling lies. The point here is to make 6 statements, only one of which is true. The rest of you have […]

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