Help Wanted: Toddler Terrors

I’d really like to be funny today but I’m too tired. Wild Thing has been waking in the night again. Not from hunger or being over tired. From terror. His screams pierce the night and I find myself awake on my feet, my heart pounding in my chest. He screams the horror movie scream. He […]

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Because You’re Mine

Since I have recently been invited to and/or stood up in eleventy-one weddings, I can say this with the utmost conviction: that party was fun. I’m not saying there was a conga line which I led, but I’m not saying there wasn’t. Also, some people got married or something. They cried. Which made me feel […]

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