My diet

When I was younger, I was under the misconception that I could lose 10 lbs. in 3 days. Well, that’s not entirely true. I though that that was probably a lie. But surely I could lose at least 6 lbs in 3 days. Then I could continue to fit into my pants. The diet was […]

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Muhammad Ali Goes to Bed

When I was three, my father banned me from sleeping in his bed. Which meant when I had nightmares, I had to sleep in a sleeping bag on the floor next to their bed. Know where a scary place to be when you’ve just had a nightmare is? On the floor next to the bed. […]

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